And I was like woah

Okay, so today I was just talking to one of my friends, Claudia, oh my goodness, shes so spazzzzzzzzzy!!! Anyway, we were just talking and stuff, then all of a sudden this old hobo guy comes up to us and like offers us some beer! But he didn't just offer it, no, he was trying to put it in our hands!!! EWWWWWW, and he was like all old and drunk and smelt really really really bad and stuff, EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWYYYYYYYYYYYYYYy
Then me and Claudia just were like, "Uhh, no" then we walked away slowly then ran to inside the school. It was really really really scary!!
And, today, I was with a few of my friends, still after school before the hobo dude. We walked over to the dumpsters that were full of tree stuff from tree recycling. I see my reading buddy on the one side, so I run to the other. But no, I could just hide in peace! NO!!! One of my gay friends (hes not really gay, he just looks like it so a couple of us makes fun of him.... Its kinda fun) pushes me down to the ground, and starts to drag me towards her! She gives him a really big hug, then just looks at me with an evil look, towering over me, and says "Drag her some more." and she was really serious!!
Plus, my friend Anthony, gosh hes so weird. He was all like "OH MY GOD GUESS WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ALFIE IS WEARING SKINNY JEANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" no joke, he kept yelling that. He was so happy and stuff cause she was wearing skinny jeans... Yea
Annnnnnnnnnnd, today after school I was hanging out with Jesse and Nichole. Jesse asked me if I would catch him if he fell back and I said I would, so then he faked falling back and I actually tried to catch him, then he said "oh woah, you actually tried to catch me kev"then I said "yea" then he fell back again, but for real, I caught him, he fell back again, and I stepped back and didn't catch him and he fell over to the ground!!! It was hilarious!!!!