Glass can really hurt, but the blood tastes good

Today at lunch I was sitting on a table outside with some of my friends. Some guy sets his drink that's in a glass bottle on the table and I kick it over (not on purpose of COURSE... hehe) but it falls off the table and shatters into a million pieces. We all laugh but him. He starts to yell at me, and then a teacher comes over and tells ME to pick up all the pieces. Him too, but of course he didn't. I had to pick up all of the pieces with my bare hands, the older lady pick some up, and dropped the little sharp pieces in my hands that were already full with sharp pieces of glass. I get up off the ground and start to walk to the doors that lead to the cafeteria so I can throw away the glass. But when I try to open the door with my already full hands of sharp glass, I cut myself. On accident! I'm no cutter. Then I start to bleed. YUMMY!!! I lick a bit of the blood off my finger. Then look in the window, I see one of my friends there and he opens the door for me, sees the glass and has a curious look on his face. I walk over to the garbage and throw away the pieces of glass, he follows me, and then two of my other friends come up and asks what happened, and I tell them what happened. One of them thinks it's just ketchup, but I lick the blood away till theres no blood to be seen, then squeezed some out, and lick that away too of course, but then I start to suck on my finger.